Interpreting what you asked

“To change things up a bit you could try asking simple questions of people instead of merely resorting to the usual ‘Hi. How are you.'”

“What kinds of questions?”

“Well, how about this one: name five things in your fridge.”

“Hm, okay, I think I’ll call the orange juice Fred, the yogurt Susan, the blackberries Bob…”

“Joel, no, that’s…”

The blueberries will be Wallace and the cream cheese will be…”

“Joel…”

“Crap, I just dropped Wallace… Now he’s everywhere… Hang on a second…”

“You’re impossible, you know that?”

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